iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(Source: flip5600)

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earthlycreations:

Sonus 2014
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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding," - Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)


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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"
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